You thought you got in first this time?
A I did feel a bit virtuous for a minute there. What an idiot. Sorry about that
L Ute just asked if I find anything about you surprising, and I was talking about your take on things.
A Remember when I used to be able to surprise you by wearing jeans?
L Oh yeah, that used to be surprising, because she’s always in a nice frock. If she showed up wearing a jeans and T-shirt, I’d be like, ‘Oh!’ But I gave her a pair of jeans the other day, and they looked really good, and I think you should wear them all the time.
A Those jeans are fantastic and I’m bad at buying jeans for myself, so maybe I’ll just outsource it to you [laughs]. I am always surprised – and I know I shouldn’t be – by her capacity to have a complete belly laugh, even when things are really shit. We can be talking about something super-serious and then she’ll say something so absurd, it makes me absolutely crack up. I think it’s the sign of a very resilient person. Even when Sales’ dad died, which was terrible, the most useful thing for me was Sales’ book, which was not even out yet.
L Yeah, you read a draft.
A And I went, I know what to do now because I’ve read this great book – ironically written by this person I’m now approaching. It’s something I value in her, and am constantly surprised anew by her capacity to be resilient and to find humour and lightness in serious things.
L I thought the anecdote you were going to reach for was the time we were running horrendously late to a live show in Brisbane. We took off in Sydney knowing we would not land in Brisbane before the actual time we were due onstage and so we were having a meltdown. We had checked-in bags and we were waiting for the bags [in Brisbane] and in the one five-minute window we had, instead of putting on some make-up or something, I just went and got a sausage roll. And Crabb looked at me, with crumbs all over me, and said, ‘Are you kidding me? We are 40 minutes late for a live show and you’ve just waltzed over and bought yourself a sausage roll?’ [both laugh]
A Eight hundred people were in the Tivoli, waiting for us – they were already in their seats. We were actually communicating through the Facebook group to the people who were waiting for us to show up. We were like, ‘Okay, we’re at the carousel now… Jesus, Sales has just got a sausage roll… We’re in a taxi now…’ That’s how we met Bec Francis who now manages our social media. She was in the audience that day and she messaged and said, ‘Do you want me to talk to the establishment and let them know where we are?’ and we were like, ‘Yes, god yes!’ Our mode of arrival was to pull up at the Tivoli, spill out of the taxi, haul our bags up the central aisle of the venue, clamber up on stage and then away we went.