I thought I had aged out of rom-coms. Most of the time, when I watched them, the characters were first-dating and flirting in a way that was entirely foreign to me. They’re not all set in high school, but they seem like they are.
But now there’s Marry Me. It almost had me at the casting alone. I mean, Jennifer Lopez? Is there a fiftysomething woman out there who is not cheering the fact that she dumped fiance Alex Rodriguez – presumably because the text messages he sent to another woman came to light – and then took up with the man she had once been engaged to when she was in her 30s – Ben Affleck? Jennifer Lopez is #Goals, and that’s even before you google the photos of her on her 52nd birthday in a print bikini on a yacht.
If that’s not enough, J. Lo is paired with Owen Wilson, who is perfectly imperfect in a way that makes him seem attainable (god help every woman who’s still waiting for their George Clooney) and his character is a maths teacher, but in a sexy way. In an art-mirroring-life moment, Lopez’s character Kat (a music sensation!) dumps her cheating fiancé – a star as big as she is, with whom she is set to exchange vows at the music concert of the year - and starts dating a regular guy in the ultimate F.U.
The whole thing unfolds sweetly, with strong supporting roles: Sarah Silverman as Wilson’s colleague who wisecracks her way through every scene she’s in, John Bradley (Game of Thrones) as Kat’s sympathetic manager and Chloe Coleman as Wilson’s stagefright-suffering daughter. Singer Maluma plays Kat’s feckless fiance Bastian, and his voice is like a sultry night spent in silk bedsheets. Lopez does plenty of singing, too, and you’ll be humming the theme song, Marry Me, for the rest of the week.
With some exceptions, women don’t usually fare well in romantic comedies: they’re mooning and desperate or otherwise presented as the object of affection/obsession – there to be pursued, but without any real heft.